🐿️ Why “Gobbledigook” by Sigur Rós Should Be Our New International Anthem
Because Nothing Unites a People Like Joyful Nonsense in a Forest
Let’s face it:
Most anthems are basically a war chant set to a range nobody can sing sober.
It’s time for a change.
A bold, barefoot, slightly feral change.
And Sigur Rós’s “Gobbledigook” is that change.
🎶 1. Because No One Knows the Words—and That’s the Point
Forget lyrics you’re supposed to remember.
“Gobbledigook” is an ecstatic Icelandic chant-spell disguised as a song.
Is it real language? Who cares. It’s vibe-first.
We don’t need meaning—we need feeling.
And this song feels like:
- Running through dew-soaked moss
- Laughing naked under the aurora
- Being reborn as a woodland creature named Þorbjörn
🌳 2. Because It Makes You Want to Strip Down and Dance
This is the only international anthem that:
- Encourages synchronized clapping
- Works barefoot
- Doubles as cardio
- Causes spontaneous forest frolicking
- Sparks primitive healing rituals with strangers you just met
And isn’t that what an anthem should be?
🦊 3. Because It Unites All People—Especially the Feral Ones
What binds us together isn’t shared language or flag-waving.
It’s collective absurdity.
It’s joy without translation.
It’s looking each other in the eyes while half-hopping in circles like enchanted elk.
“Gobbledigook” says: You belong here. Come dance. We brought an absence of pants.
🎖️ 4. The Transition Ceremony
Imagine the Olympic podium.
Gold medalist steps up.
Not a trumpet. Not a cannon.
Just:
BOMP-BOMP clap clap
“la-la-laa-LA la-la-laa-LA…”
A nation erupts into primal dance.
The stadium fills with birdsong and existential freedom.
Someone releases a fox.
The world, reborn.
✨ Final Thoughts
In a world that’s lost the plot, maybe we don’t need a serious anthem.
Maybe we need one that reminds us to be a little silly. A little wild. A little free.
Running through the woods, clapping our hands to the heartbeat of a song we don’t understand—but deeply, deeply feel.
“Gobbledigook” for international anthem.
May your moss always be soft.
